My psychiatrist said to me, “Take these pills and you’ll be all right.” I told him that there’s nothing wrong with me, it’s the rest of the world, “I know. But it’s easier for you to take the pills than the rest of the world”.I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, “That’s all right. Just hold a mobile phone by your mouth.”My doctor says, “Laughter is the best medicine. But if you laugh too much you need medicine.”I went to see my psychiatrist. He said I had a split personality and charged me $160. I gave him $80, and told him to get the rest from “the other me” of mine.My psychiatrist told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?
